4/10 Theatrical Releases

We finally have what looks like a winner coming out in theaters, along with two more stinkers we can add to the list of "2009 isn't going so well".

Dragonball Evolution - We all (those of us that watched the show as children) got a little bit excited when we heard about this movie. Then we saw the trailer, and we got very upset. Then the movie leaked on the internet and anyone that wanted to see it saw it. This movie is going to tank hard at the box office, and it deserves it.
VERDICT: SKIP IT

Hannah Montana The Movie : Never.
VERDICT: SKIP IT

Observe and Report - Did Paul Blart look too family oriented for you? Not enough Seth Rogen in it? Fret not! This is the movie you've been looking for. Now we can see the darker side of the mall cop movie, with a humor style that will appeal more to our college sensabilites.
VERDICT: SEE IT