Thursday, January 22, 2009

1/23 Theatrical Releases

We only get two theatrical releases this week, and I'm going to make the call that something that isn't one of them will be number one at the box office.

Inkheart - I only saw the trailer for this earlier this week, and in all honesty it seems like its The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen except for instead of main characters from books its bit parts from books that are real, excuse "brought to life". Brendan Fraser hasn't really delivered in the good movie category in quite a long time (The Mummy in my opinion, and that was 10 years ago).
VERDICT: SKIP IT

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans - Fans of the series will line up to watch this film, but very few people outside of the fan circle will probably go. Rise of the Lycans is my pick of the week to watch.
VERDICT: SEE IT

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

2008 Razzie Award Nominations

Suffice to say I don't necessarily agree with a few of these, but sometimes I think the Razzie People overlook some movies. For instance 10,000 BC (the WORST movie I saw in 2008) is no where to be found on this list, and we all know I'm a Shyamalan fanboy so I do disagree with The Happening being nominated for worst picture/screenplay/director. I will let Mark Whalburg slid on the acting credit though. I do however, much to my own surprise, disagree with the nomination of Paris Hilton for Worst Supporting Actress for Repo! The Genetic Opera. As well as the nomination of Speed Racer for Worst Prequel, Sequel, Remake, or Rip-Off.


Here's the full list:

Worst Picture
Disaster Movie
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Meet the Spartans
The Happening
The Hottie & the Nottie

Worst Actor
Mike Myers - The Love Guru
Eddie Murphy - Meet Dave
Al Pacino - 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill
Mark Wahlberg - The Happening and Max Payne
Larry the Cable Guy - Witless Protection

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba - The Love Guru and The Eye
Cameron Diaz - What Happens in Vegas
Paris Hilton - The Hottie & the Nottie
Kate Hudson - Fool's Gold and My Best Friend's Girl
The Entier Cast of The Women - Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan.

Worst Supporting Actor
Uwe Boll, Postal
Pierce Brosnan - Mamma Mia!
Ben Kingsley, The Love Guru, War, Inc., The Wackness
Burt Reynolds, Deal and In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Verne Troyer, The Love Guru and Postal.

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra - Disaster Movie, Meet The Spartans
Paris Hilton - Repo! The Genetic Opera;
Kim Kardashian - Disaster Movie
Jenny Mccarthy, Witless Protection;
Leelee Sobieski - 88 Minutes, In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

Worst Screen Couple
Uwe Boll and Any Actor, Camera and Screenplay
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher, What Happens In Vegas
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Jorel David Moore, The Hottie And The Nottie
Larry The Cable Guy and Jenny Mccarthy, Witless Protection;
Eddie Murphy In Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave.

Worst Prequel, Sequel, Remake Or Rip-Off
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Disaster Movie
Meet The Spartans
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Worst Director
Uwe Boll - Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale And Postal
Jason Friedberg And Aaron Seltzer - Disaster Movie And Meet The Spartans
Tom Putnam - The Hottie And The Nottie
Marco Schnabel - The Love Guru
M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening.

Worst Screenplay
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer - Disaster Movie And Meet The Spartans
M. Night Shyamalan - The Happening
Heidi Ferrer - The Hottie And The Nottie
Doug Taylor - In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Mike Myers and Graham Gordy, The Love Guru

Worst Career Achievement
Uwe Boll - "Germany's answer to Ed Wood".




The Worst Career Achievement is a nice touch on the part of the razzie people.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Origins of the Term "Thriller" and why it should be abolished.

In the 90's after the wake of the 1980's horror movie boom, the word "horror" sort of became a no-no, very taboo if you will. So instead of labeling movies as "Horror" films studios decided to start calling things "Thriller"s. A LOT of these films went on to become very successful and revered in the eyes of the general public. Let's examine some of these movies and look at why they're NOT thrillers but instead horror films.

Silence of the Lambs - Silence of the Lambs was billed as a thriller to the movie goers, but look at its content. The story is about an FBI agent that goes to an imprisoned cannibal to seek advice about catching a serial killer that skins his victims to make a suit of their flesh. Yea that's definitely not a horror movie.

Se7en - A serial killer that kills people in various ways related to the seven deadly sins, including (POSSIBLE SPOILERS): Forcing a man to cut off one pound of his own flesh, giving a pretty woman the option of living ugly or dying beautiful, and strapping a man to his bed for a year.

Misery - A. this is based on a story by Stephen King, and this isn't a Green Mile or Shawshank Redemption so you can bet its a horror story. B. Its about an author that gets held against his will in an obsessed fan's home. That is pretty scary in my opinion.

The Sixth Sense - A story about a boy that can see ghosts? Horror.

Hard Candy - A girl extracts revenge on a man that she suspects is a pedophile by torturing him. Yes, its a horror film.

Bug - People think that bugs are crawling under their skin?

P2 - A man locks a girl in the parking garage of her work on Christmas eve and stalks her/kills people "for her". Oh yea, not horror at all.


If you look at the lists of "Thriller" films online the list only gets longer as the years get closer to the present, because people either don't want to admit they've made a horror film or they've made something that isn't exactly an action movie or isn't exactly a drama so they stick it in the thriller category.

In conclusion 90% of Thriller films are a lie and can easily be classified into another genre. There are however a select few that could be called thrillers but not nearly enough to warrant its own genre. Thriller should be seen as a sub-genre of horror, not its own.

Monday, January 19, 2009

1/20 DVD Releases

It feels good to be back in the swing of things, and now that I'm done with those lists I can get my routine in order.

City of Ember - Granted I didn't see the movie, but after watching the preview I don't think I really have to.
VERDICT: SKIP IT

Igor - I haven't seen this one either, but it looks more promising than the previous title mentioned.
VERDICT: RENT IT

Max Payne - The third movie being released that I haven't seen. Though I want to see it being a fan of the video games.
VERDICT: RENT IT, if you're a fan.

Repo! The Genetic Opera - This is a fantastic movie. All fans of horror movies, musicals, horror musicals this is a must own.
VERDICT: BUY IT

Saw V - Fans of the series will be anxious to buy this, the director's cut in particular which features about 14 minutes of material cut from the theatrical cut.
VERDICT: BUY IT, if you're a fan.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Top 15 movies of 2008

This was a tough list to compile. Granted the top 5 was the easiest part, because it was very easy for me to recognize how great they are, but filling in the rest of the list was very difficult. Now I present it to you:

Top 15 Movies of 2008

15. Religulous - If you're religious or not, this movie is still a good watch. The best documentary of the year, which is saying something since Gonzo: The Life of Hunter Thompson and Zeitgeist: Addendum were released this year. Bill Maher brings his intellectual wit and sarcastic tone to a touchy subject in America, but a subject that should be toucher on nonetheless (the ideas and stories behind organized religions).

14. Hamlet 2 - This is the movie I wish had come out when I was in high school, since its very pro-arts and anti-jock/prep/mtv. Hamlet 2 recognizes the things that people aren't familair or comfortable with and puts them in your face in a light you haven't experianced them. The film also takes a look at racism in public schools, a rather serious topic for a very serious film. Brilliant writing and songs.

13. Gran Torino - Clint Eastwood has truely blossomed in his old age. Though I didn't care for his other directing efforts, Gran Torino is truely representative of his directing/acting abilities. Though the story is predeictable up until it's climax, the message is needed in a day and age like ours when you can't go anywhere (especially here in Alabama) and not hear at least one rascist remark.

12. Tropic Thunder - I honestly misunderestimated this movie. I thought it was going to be one of those generic comedies that people would grasp on to for a while then leave in the cold for something new. The movie is a brilliant escapade of comedy and is executed to a T. The way Tropic Thunder lampoons the hollywood system is also one of its crowning achievments since I love watching movies about A. Making movies and B. Making fun of the way people make movies.

11. Frost/Nixon - Ensemble casting and messages/morals that needed to be heard a common theme throughout this year. Frost/Nixon has brilliant casting, and presents the way a corrupt politican thinks and acts into the spotlight for us to see (granted it isn't the politican we WANT to see dissected by a clever British talk show host) the movie is still spectacular in its accomplishments. Ron Howard hasn't lost his touch, and if anything Frost/Nixon proves that he's going to continue to be a juggeranaut of film for years to come.

10. Speed Racer - I will take your crap for liking this movie. Speed Racer was a crowning achievement in the way films were made and presented in the year. It's just a shame that none of you were there to enjoy it with me. The visuals, while stunning, leave you breathless and hinged to your seat awaiting the next daredeviling stunt. Plus it's got Emile Hirsch, John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, Matthew Fox, and (my personal favorite) Christina Ricci.

9. Son of Rambow - Another film that none of you saw, and also a shame. The very subtle humor in the film makes it one of my favorites of the year. It also doesn't hurt that I'm very emotionally connected to the movie by way of its about two little kids making a film. The movie takes a stab at the status quo of children (though it is set in the 80s, it's not much different than it is now). Son of Rambow is brilliant.

8. The Dark Knight - It may surprise some of you that I thought there were better movies than this in the year, but there are. The Dark Knight was an epic film. Words cannot truely express how grand the casting, the story, the direction and the acting are, but most of us already know how good they are since we saw the movie. Christopher Nolan, who has never made a bad movie, continues to evolve as a filmmaker and thanks to this he will be able to pick anything he wants to do.

7. In Bruges - The comedy about two men in what is essentially percieved as a trip to the most boring place on the planet has easily earned its place here near the top for 2008. Colin Farrell gives his best preformance to date (which isn't saying much, but let me tell you it is eons better than anything else I've seen him in). Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes also capture your attention every time they're on screen, so there is NEVER a dull moment in this movie.

6. Doubt - This movie has some of the best acting I have seen on screen in a long long time. Besdies the fact that Phillip Seymour Hoffman is one of my favorite actors, Amy Adams really proved she is capable of taking on more than singing in a pretty dress in New York. The thing that keeps the movie from being in my 'sacred' top 5 is the story. Though the story isn't original the brilliant acting makes up for it. As well as Nun Meryl Streep making jokes.

5. Let the Right One In - I will save my blog for the comparisons between this and Twilight for another day (yes I saw it, so you can't say anything). Let the Right One In is one of the best vampire movies I've seen in a while, they even manage to do vampires correctly by staying very true to the customs and lore of vampires. The movie has some of the best child acting I've seen in years (probably since Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense). The cinematography is also something to be marveled.

4. Wall-e - Though it hurts me to put this movie at number 4, that still doesn't take away from how great it really is. Wall-e is the best animated movie I've ever seen, and even though the main characters aren't even human it still showcases love in a proper and realistic light. The (possibley accidental) "green" message of the movie is also very neccessary and better executed than anything Al Gore has put out.

3. The Wrestler - Even though Mickey Rourke has had roles recently, very good ones mind you, this movie truely does signify his return to the spotlight in Hollywood. The Wrestler has some of the most emotional preformances of the year and and even more dazzling story as things unfold before you. The Wrestler should go down as a classic for years to come if you ask me.

2. The Curious Case of Bejamin Button - There comes every so often a movie that people dazzle and marvel at and are very aware at how it will be looked and viewed for years to come. Ben Button is that movie, and is very well deserved because it truely is a masterpiece. I'm glad that David Fincher is finally getting the recognition for being so good at what he does, and for good reason because this is probably his best movie to date.

1. Milk - The very well timed movie about the first openly gay man elected into office is easily the best movie of the year. Milk offers some of the best acting I have seen since all the actors work off of each other and develop the story into the brilliant symphony that it is. Milk is just as politically charged as V for Vendetta if you ask me, and this will go down in history as an epic biopic and a pinnacle of cinema achievement.

HONORABLE MENTION:
Slumdog Millionaire
Burn After Reading
Rock'n'Rolla

MOVIES THAT COULD HAVE MADE THE LIST IF I GOT TO SEE THEM:
Synecdoche, New York

Appaloose
Vicky Christina Barcelona

Most Anticipated Movies of 2009
(In no particular order except for the # 1 and 2)

15. Friday the 13th Trailer
14. The Wolfman Wiki
13. Monsters VS Aliens Trailer
12. Wolverine Trailer
11. Star Trek Trailer
10. Bruno Wiki
9. Up Trailer
8. Pirahna 3-d Wiki
7. Astro Boy Trailer
6. Fantastic Mr. Fox Wiki
5. Sherlock Holmes Wiki
4. Halloween 2 Info
3. Public Enemies Wiki
2. Where the Wild Thing Are Clip
1. Watchmen Trailer

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Top 15 movies of 2007

2007 easily has one of the most violent lists. Most if not all of the movies were rated R for their violence, with a few exceptions.

15. Hot Fuzz - The creators of Shaun of the Dead are back, and they've brought their creative film genius to the Cop movie films. I love this movie because of it's rewatchability (just like Shaun) and because there are very few jokes in the movie that don't make you laugh out loud, as opposed to a silent chuckle.

14. Stardust - It's a shame almost no one saw this movie, I know that because I was there opening night and I was one of 8 people in the theater. The movie has its flaws yes, but Robert De Niro and Michelle Pfeiffer bring there acting expertise to the table and don't disappoint.

13. Beowulf - This is the first movie on the list that I will take crap for liking. Most people didn't enjoy it because its not the Beowulf they read in high school, which is an idiotic reason to dislike the movie because: Beowulf originated as an oral story, being told from generation to generation, changes being made a long the way as the story teller saw fit. This time Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary decided to make certain changes. Great acting on part of the entire cast in this fantastic movie.

12. Black Snake Moan - Sam Jackson and Christina Ricci starring in a movie written and directed by Craig Brewer is only a recipe for greatness.

11. 3:10 to Yuma - The rebirth of the western with this movie, and the intense acting ability on part of Crowe and Bail make it a desirable watch for fans.

10. Sweeney Todd - Depp and Burton make another movie together, and yea its really that good. Plus shame on you for not knowing it was musical when you bought your ticket.

9. Zodiac - This is the second movie I will take your crap for liking. Its your own fault for thinking that this was going to be a horror movie before you went to see it. David Fincher is incapable of making a bad movie and this is no exception. Robert Downey Jr and Jake Gyllenhaal are fantastic in this.

8. Hairspray - I love this movie. The charisma, the music, the actors, it all works wonderfully. The ensemble casting for this movie make it an irresistable choice to watch.

7. The Orphanage - This spanish horror film is one of the best ghost movies I've ever seen. I'm fully aware that most people haven't seen this and thats a shame because yes it really is that good.

6. The Mist - This is the third movie that I'll take crap for liking, but first: I love the way this movie was made. Yes it's in the same set for 90% of the movie but it doesn't get old. The acting is done great, even the little kid (which is an accomplishment because normally I HATE the children in movies). Now personally this is the best ending for a movie that I've EVER seen, and probably ever will see.

5. Juno - Yes the dailogue is a little quirky, and yes a little unrealistic, but the movie is still so cute and enjoyable you can't help but smile a little. Plus its hard to not stare at Ellen Page when she's on screen, because let's face it she's a hot preg-o.

4. Halloween - The fourth movie I'll take crap for liking so much. Yes it's different than the original but isn't that the point of the remake? If I wanted to watch the original one I'd do that. I think Zombie's take on Halloween is the way to have gone with the series, and I still consider Rob to be one of the best modern horror directors (if not the best).

3. Grindhouse - It hurts me to put this so low, because I love this movie[s] so much. I'll also take crap for liking this because yes I did like Death Proof, sure you may think that it sucks but I'm entitled to my opinion just as much as you are. Grindhouse has it's advantages because it really creates a unique and genuinely fun movie going experiance. I'll be very excited when the entire film is released as one on DVD.

2. There Will Be Blood - This is truely an epic movie. Daniel Day-Lewis is a brilliant actor and delivers one of the best performances I've ever had the pleasure of seeing in the theater. Though the movie is very long, I can still watch it over and over again because of how well the scenery is created and the community is portrayed.

1. No Country for Old Men - As I've said before, you can't go wrong with Joel and Ethan Coen. The pair have delivered a perfect movie once again and with the help of their jaw-dropping cast the best movie of the year.

Stay tuned for tomorrow where I unveil my Top 15 movies of 2008, plus my most anticipated movies of 2009!!!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Top 15 of 2006

Its become fully aware to myself that my lists tend to have two kinds of movies on them: Un-Conventional comedies and blood drenched violent pictures.

15. Snakes on a Plane - Say what you will about the movie, it's still a lot of fun to watch and one of the best B-movies ever made.

14. Candy - The proof that Heath Ledger was a brilliant actor, yes he was a good actor before The Dark Knight.

13. Thank you For Smoking - Very well written satire about America, a great watch and very thought provoking about the processes of lobbyists and companies.

12. Children of Men - Granted this movie is no Blade Runner but it still manages to captivate you at the thought of what our society would become in the event of the tragedy depicted.

11. Stranger than Fiction - Proof that Will Ferrel doesn't have to play a 13 year old in a 40 year olds body to be very entertaining.

10. Over the Hedge - A great animated film with an All-Star cast and fantastic message about the world. Granted I'll watch anything that Bruce Willis is in, but this proves he doesn't have to be physically in front of the camera.

9. Lucky Number Slevin - This feels like an American Guy Ritchie movie, but hitmen instead of thieves, and that isn't a bad thing. LNS is a great watch for mod-genre fans.

8. Little Miss Sunshine - Steve Carrell is truely capable of playing any role, and this family-esque comedy really delivers in all aspects of comedy. This movie truely deserved its Best Picture Nomination at the Academy Awards.

7. The Descent - Original horror films are a rare commodity in this day and age, and its even more rare that they're as good as this. The Descent is a great female driven horror piece.

6. Clerks 2 - The sequel to the brilliant indie hit is, in my opinion, just as good as the original. That being because it does what a sequel is SUPPOSED to do. Build on the things that worked from the original and then expand into different territories.

5. Inside Man - One of the most well thought out and brilliant heist films in ages. The Direction by Spike Lee for this amazing cast is superb.

4. The Hills Have Eyes - With all the remakes that are being made these days its difficult to find a good one, like this one. Plus as I've said before, Alex Aja is a horror god.

3. V for Vendetta - Though it differs significantly from the graphic novel it's still a very well put together piece that fit more to our political times than the political messages of the source. Freedom Forever!

2. The Departed - Marty Scorscese is back, and The Departed is one of the BEST gangster films of the decade.

1. Pan's Labyrinth - I've said it before, I'll say it again. Guillermo Del Toro is a brilliant filmmaker, and this original piece is a spectacle of cinema greatness.