Haiku Review warrants Haiku reply

In case you haven't read the Crimson White's Friday the 13th Haiku review, here it is.

Crimson White reviews
Summarize the plots too much
Even in poems

Slasher movies rule
Nudity is required
Jason did "rape" them

The deaths were awesome
Did we see the same movie?
Flaming sleeping bag

The crowd applauded
When I saw it at midnight
That includes me too

I love horror films
Don't review what you won't like
It throws people off