Sunday, May 3, 2009
Summer Movie Overview: July
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Verdict: And of course it seems the squirrel will be the funniest part of the film, but its the historical inaccuracy that is causing me to not see it.
Public Enemies
Verdict: I'm making the call now, This will be the best movie of the summer.
July 10
Bruno
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Verdict: I'll make another call, Funniest movie of the summer.
I love you, Beth Cooper
Verdict: Yea Hayden is in it, but that won't make me see it.
July 15/17
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Verdict: Looks pretty good, see it.
(500) Days of Summer
Verdict: Looks cute, and who can't help but adore Zooey?
July 24
G-Force
Verdict: Stupid. But Zach Galifinakis is in it so it should be funny to watch him.
Orphan
Verdict: Looks stupid, and kind of like a rip off of The Omen.
The Ugly Truth
Verdict: It doesn't look terrible, but it doesn't look very good.
July 31
Funny People
Verdict: Its looks really good, besides the fact that the trailer basically gives away the whole movie.
They Came from Upstairs
Verdict: The aliens will be the best part, too bad it looks just plain bad.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Summer Movies Overview: June
The Hangover
Verdict: Two things: Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifinakis. SEE THIS MOVIE.
Land of the Lost
Verdict: I'm not very happy about this movie, but that doesn't change the fact that a lot of people will probably go see it. I say Skip it.
My Life in Ruins
Verdict: Mothers and girlfriends will probably drag you too see it, but it doesn't look terrible.
June 12
Imagine That
Verdict: Yea its a kids movie, and it does look better than Meet Dave, but still doesn't look watchable.
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
Verdict: Granted its a remake, but it looks pretty good. See it.
June 19
The Proposal
Verdict: Doesn't look terrible, I wouldn't pay money to see it though.
Year One
Verdict: It's funny that even though he's a caveman Michael Cera has managed to play THE EXACT SAME CHARACTER that he has been in every other movie he's in. This movie looks like trash, skip it at all cost.
June 24/26
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Verdict: It's probably going to be a stinker, but it'll be a stinker with giant fighting robots.
My Sister's Keeper
Verdict: Interesting that a sad movie like this is coming out in the summer, if it came out in December it would make more money. Doesn't look bad though.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Summer Movies Overview: May
Battle for Terra
Verdict: Doesn't look bad, see it.
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Veridct: Skip it, unless you're forced to see it.
X-men Origins: Wolverine
VERDICT: Don't let this trailer fool you, fans of the comics will be highly disappointed in this movie. Skip it.
May 7/8
Star Trek
VERDICT: It doesn't look that bad to me. See it.
Next Day Air
Verdict: This actually looks really good to me, see it.
May 15
Angels & Demons
VERDICT: If its half as good as The Da Vinci Code, it'll at least be watchable. See it.
May 21/22
Terminator Salvation
Verdict: Though I am not happy about this movie, I will still see it.
Dance Flick
VERDICT: Never. Not in a million years.
Night at the Museum 2
Veridct: No thank you
May 29
The Brothers Bloom
Verdict: Doesn't look terrible, But I'd still wait til DVD.
Drag me to Hell
Verdict: See it! Even though I detest PG13 horror films, Sam Raimi can do no wrong in the genre.
UP
VERDICT: SEE IT
Thursday, April 23, 2009
4/24 Releases
Fighting - More fighting movies made for the teenage audience, throw in just a pinch of philosophy and the kids will be calling it the next Fight Club, like they did for the horrendous Never Back Down (in my home town kids did at least)
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Obsessed - I think basically every year there is an unofficial remake of Fatal Attraction, this year it's called Obsessed. Save yourself the trouble and just rent F.A., I can guarantee it will be a lot better.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
The Soloist - The fact that this movie continues to be pushed back in its release date tells me something, it probably isn't any good. While I wasn't impressed with the trailer when it said it was coming out in November, I REALLY wasn't impressed when I saw the same re-hashed trailer but with April at the end of it. Granted I like Jamie Foxx and RDJ, but this looks like a waste of time.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
I would suggest that if you really want something to do this weekend, I'd go see Crank 2 or rent The Wrestler.
Monday, April 20, 2009
4/21 DVDs
Frost/Nixon - A very good movie, phenomenal performances from the cast. If you haven't seen this movie its definitely worth the rental, and if you have seen it buy it to show your friends.
VERDICT: BUY IT
Notorious - I didn't see the film, but frankly I wanted to. I hope to get to see it soon, and if you already know you won't like it then don't bother talking about it.
VERDICT: RENT IT
The Wrestler - Buy This. Its awesome. It was my #3 pick for 2008, and that should hold some ground if you've been following this far.
VERDICT: BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT
Friday, April 17, 2009
4/17 Releases
VERDICT: SKIP IT ANYWAY.
CRANK High Voltage - Fans of the first shouldn't be disappointed with this installment, just go into the theater leaving your thoughts of reality at the door.
VERDICT: SEE IT, if you're a fan
State of Play - This is my pick of the week. If you can only see one movie this weekend, let it be this. Russel Crowe, Ben Affleck, Rachel McAdams, and Jason Bateman star. Say what you want about Affleck but I like him.
VERDICT: SEE IT!
Thursday, April 9, 2009
4/10 Theatrical Releases
Dragonball Evolution - We all (those of us that watched the show as children) got a little bit excited when we heard about this movie. Then we saw the trailer, and we got very upset. Then the movie leaked on the internet and anyone that wanted to see it saw it. This movie is going to tank hard at the box office, and it deserves it.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Hannah Montana The Movie : Never.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Observe and Report - Did Paul Blart look too family oriented for you? Not enough Seth Rogen in it? Fret not! This is the movie you've been looking for. Now we can see the darker side of the mall cop movie, with a humor style that will appeal more to our college sensabilites.
VERDICT: SEE IT
Monday, April 6, 2009
4/7 DVDs
VERDICT: SKIP IT
The Day the Earth Stood Still - Not as terrible as I thought it would be, though it still has nothing on the original, and its probably not worth a purchase at this stage at least.
VERDICT: RENT IT
The Tale of Despereaux - Though I have not seen the movie it looks to be the most promising of the releases this week. A B list cast but an animated movie can overcome that.
VERDICT: RENT IT
Yes Man - I like Jim Carrey but this looks awful.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Thursday, April 2, 2009
4/3 Theatrical Releases
Fast and Furious - Do we SERIOUSLY need another one of these movies? Terrible movie looks terrible. You are a fool if you pay money to see this.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Adventureland - Though it seems Greg Mottola has a knack for making the same movie again, it appears this one may be a winner. After making Superbad you'd think Mottola would want to make a movie that was about as far away from a Coming-of-age-Teen comedy as he could, but he made another one anyway. Seems like he knows what he's doing though.
VERDICT: SEE IT.
Monday, March 30, 2009
3/31 DVD Releases
Marley & Me - The Owen Wilson-Dog comedy comes out tomorrow, and though i didn't see it nothing about the trailers makes me want to.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Seven Pounds - Will Smith is a great actor, I also haven't seen this one, but it doesn't look terrible. Plus none of my friends that saw it had anything bad to say.
VERDICT: RENT IT
Slumdog Millionaire - Though I don't think the movie was quite as good as everyone else does, it is still worth watching at least once.
VERDICT: RENT IT
Thursday, March 26, 2009
3/27 Theatrical Releases
12 Rounds - I was impressed by the previous works of the director/producer of this movie when they first showed them at the beginning of the trailer (Die Hard 2 and Speed). But then I saw the trailer. Man does this look bad. Like 88 Minutes meets Untraceable to me.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
The Haunting in Connecticut - If this wasn't rated PG-13 it could be about 6 kinds of awesome. But it is, so it wont be.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Monsters vs Aliens - Dreamworks has a good track record on their movies, so there is no way that this will be bad. The only problem is YES its a kids movie, so if I end up seeing it it wont be til a late show.
VERDICT: WATCH IT
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Where the Wild Things Are Trailer
WATCH and be AMAZED
Monday, March 23, 2009
3/24 DVDs
Bolt - I didn't see the movie, but it honestly can't be terrible.
VERDICT: RENT IT
Quantum of Solace - Though I will not be buying it, and was marginally disappointed in it. There are a lot of you out there that will buy it because you're Craig fans (which I'm not).
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Thursday, March 12, 2009
3/13 Release Dates
They are:
Last House on The Left - The Remake train continues and it's finally stopped at something that NEEDED remaking. While I enjoy the original Last House, man does it have problems. If I was going to watch any of the three that come out this weekend it would be this one.
Miss March - I LOVE Whitest Kids You Know. So when I found out that two of them were making a movie, I was very excited. Then I saw the trailer, and I cried a little bit inside. This movie looks like six different kinds of terrible. Skip it at all costs.
Race to Witch Mountain - The Remake train is pulling overtime this weekend, but this remake didn't need to be made. Skip.
We can officially dub this weekend, "If you Haven't seen Watchmen at least once, then don't see any new releases" weekend.
Monday, March 9, 2009
3/10 DVD releases
Cadillac Records- Though I never saw the movie, and don't intend to, a lot of people I know that saw it did like it. So if you want to see it:
VERDICT: RENT IT
Happy-Go-Lucky - Again, I never saw it, but it did get a lot of noms durign the award season so it should be worth a viewing.
VERDICT: RENT IT
Let the Right One In - One of my favorite films of 2008 is being released, and it gets designated as my Pick of the Week, ONLY because it wasn't in near as many theaters as Milk was.
VERDICT: BUY IT
Milk - My favorite of 2008, and a must see for all people. I don't care if you hate homosexuals, you still need to watch the movie.
VERDICT: BUY IT
Rachel Getting Married - Another movie I didn't see that got a lot of noms during award season.
VERDICT: RENT IT
Role Models - I never saw it and it looked a little entertaining, definitely not worth spending $20 on though.
VERDICT: RENT IT
Synedoche, New York - Charlie Kaufman + Phillip Seymour Hoffman, is an equation you cannot go wrong with. I plan on watching this very soon.
VERDICT: RENT IT
Transporter 3 -Being a fan of Luc Besson and the first Transporter film I am obligated to watch this in the future, though if you're not a fan you won't like this.
VERDICT: RENT IT
Thursday, March 5, 2009
It's finally here
I'm very excited about the film, even though I am well aware of all the changes made. Though I'm not happy about a lot of them, I'll deal with it because ITS STILL WATCHMEN.
For those of you that have never read the book, and still don't know what its about, here's a very brief summary:
There were superheroes in America for many years, then in 1977 heroes were outlawed. Now in 1985 one of the former heroes is killed, and the other former heroes want to find out why (well one of them at least).
Keep in mind the movie takes place in 1985 and it is an ALTERNATE timeline, IE: Richard Nixon is still President and he's in his 5th term in office.
I'm looking forward to the movie, and I suggest you see it too.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Getting DVDs for Cheap Part 2
Book Stores
If you can find a book store, like the Barnes and Noble here in Tuscaloosa, they have some good deals from time to time.
I say time to time because 90% of their DVDs are more overpriced than UA Tuition.
But like now they have two GIANT sections of DVDs for either $4.99 and $9.99. With a LOT of good titles. Like I was in there the other day and got Barton Fink, Miller's Crossing, The Devil's Backbone and Vanishing Point for $10 each.
You've got to keep an open eye though for some of their deals. Like I managed to get the entire series of Firefly on sale for I think $30, though it was regularly priced at $45 or $50.
Don't be afraid to look in the movie section of the book store the next time you're in there, you might find something worth buying.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
If you're going to write a movie review....
And what you're reviewing is based on another source (a book, a comic, an older movie), you should NOT mention the source material.
You're not writing a compare and contrast of the source and the adaptation.
You're not reviewing the source material.
You ARE reviewing the adaptation.
Though its okay for you personally to not like something because it isn't like the source material, its not okay to be "Reviewing" the adaptation and say it isn't good/or you were disappointed because its nothing like the source.
Like the Thomas Harris novel Hannibal and the film Hannibal. While the movie is very close to the book, there are still A LOT of differences. But if I was writing a review for it I wouldn't mention the book (except for maybe how it is in fact based on a book), nor (in my personal opinion) it's superiority. I would talk about the movie, what worked, what didn't work, and how much I enjoyed it, because I do.
Or The H.G. Well's novel The War of the Worlds, and the Steven Spielberg movie War of the Worlds. I LOVE The War of the Worlds novel, and despise the Spielberg movie (my hatred for Spielberg aside). If I was going to write a review for the Spielberg movie I wouldn't even have to mention the differences from it and the novel to talk about how much I think its awful/hate/loathe/have disdain for it.
Monday, March 2, 2009
3/3 DVD Releases
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Australia - I never saw this movie, and don't know anyone that did. Though I don't think it looks that appealing, to you it might.
VERDICT: RENT IT, if you're interested
Beverly Hills Chihuahua - Trust me, you don't want to see this.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Kind of a lame week for releases if you ask me.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
How to get DVDs for cheap
Ever wanted to start a great DVD collection? Or already have a good collection and want to make it bigger and better? Then look no further than this How to guide. Each week I'll be going through one to two places that you can look to buy DVDs.
Things to consider first while shopping:
*Do NOT be ashsamed to buy "Previously Viewed" or Used DVDs from stores. Its better to pay 1/3 the price and have a 100% store gurantee that it works than pay the full price.
*If it's a TV series you're looking for don't be afraid to buy different seasons at different stores. (Thats how I was able to get the entire series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer for $60, a $180 dollar value)
*Get the club card. Places like FYE and Suncoast have member cards that run from $20 to $25 and get you 10% off.
WAL-MART
While it pains me to actually tell people to buy formthing from wal-mart, it is still a good place to find a great deal on movies.
Wal-mart has 2 for $10 bins, that typically have decent to great titles in them ( at the expense of the special features but you're still getting the actualy feature). Wal-mart also carries a lot of NEW DVDs for in between $10 and $15. They also have new releases for about $10 sometimes too(typically just indies though).
Target
Target has great prices on DVDs, especially TV seasons.
I was in Target recently and they have a lot of TV shows with the first two seasons bundled to gether for $20 a piece.
The DVDs are also very moderatley priced, this store should always be considered if you're on a movie shopping spree.
By using all of these tips that I've learned over the years I've had the money to buy all the movies I wanted and still have enough left over to do other things.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
This Friday.
HOWEVER
The Wrestler is opening at the Cobb here in Tuscaloosa, and I encourage all of you to go and see it.
Monday, February 23, 2009
2/24 DVD Releases
The Haunting of Molly Hartley - Words cannot express how terrible this movie is.
VERDICT: SKIP IT, destroy it if your friend buys it
Sex Drive - I never saw the movie, but it does look pretty funny.
VERDICT: RENT IT
And I do think it goes without saying how displeased I was that Slumdog swept the Oscars.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Appatow's Funny People
You can view the trailer here.
My ONLY complaint is that like a lot of trailers it seems to give away far too much.
But this movie gets good props because:
- It's not Sandler's typical role (by that I mean stupid)
- It uses a song by The Postal Service in the trailer
- I like Seth Rogan/Appatow
Thursday, February 19, 2009
2/20 Theatrical Releases
Fired Up - There are really only so many ways that you can change the plot to the "Teenage Boys want to have Sex" genre, though this one is trying its hardest. This movie will be garbage.
Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail - Having never seen a Tyler Perry movie or play before, though not new to the idea of what they are, this movie looks promising. Coming from a town very densely populated with Tyler Perry's typical demographic, I'm quite certain I could understand all the jokes.
If you want my pick for a new movie to see, I'd go with Madea, but if you haven't seen Friday the 13th, I'd go with that first.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Haiku Review warrants Haiku reply
Crimson White reviews
Summarize the plots too much
Even in poems
Slasher movies rule
Nudity is required
Jason did "rape" them
The deaths were awesome
Did we see the same movie?
Flaming sleeping bag
The crowd applauded
When I saw it at midnight
That includes me too
I love horror films
Don't review what you won't like
It throws people off
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Oscar Predictions
If a title appears in BOLD it is what I would like to see win.
If a title appears in ITALICS it is what I think is going to win.
BEST MOTION PICTURE OF THE YEAR
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
(Paramount and Warner Bros.) A Kennedy/Marshall Production; Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall and Ceán Chaffin, Producers
"Frost/Nixon"
(Universal) A Universal Pictures, Imagine Entertainment
and Working Title Production; Brian Grazer, Ron Howard and Eric Fellner, Producers
"Milk"
(Focus Features) A Groundswell and Jinks/Cohen Company Production; Dan Jinks and Bruce Cohen, Producers
"The Reader"
(The Weinstein Company) A Mirage Enterprises and Neunte Babelsberg Film GmbH Production; Nominees to be determined
"Slumdog Millionaire"
(Fox Searchlight) A Celador Films Production; Christian Colson, Producer
PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Richard Jenkins in "The Visitor" (Overture Films)
Frank Langella in "Frost/Nixon" (Universal)
Sean Penn in "Milk" (Focus Features)
Brad Pitt in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler" (Fox Searchlight)
PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Josh Brolin in "Milk" (Focus Features)
Robert Downey Jr. in "Tropic Thunder" (DreamWorks, Distributed by DreamWorks/Paramount)
Philip Seymour Hoffman in "Doubt" (Miramax)
Heath Ledger in "The Dark Knight" (Warner Bros.)
Michael Shannon in "Revolutionary Road" (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount Vantage)
PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Anne Hathaway in "Rachel Getting Married" (Sony Pictures Classics)
Angelina Jolie in "Changeling" (Universal)
Melissa Leo in "Frozen River" (Sony Pictures Classics)
Meryl Streep in "Doubt" (Miramax)
Kate Winslet in "The Reader" (The Weinstein Company)
PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Amy Adams in "Doubt" (Miramax)
Penélope Cruz in "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" (The Weinstein Company)
Viola Davis in "Doubt" (Miramax)
Taraji P. Henson in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
Marisa Tomei in "The Wrestler" (Fox Searchlight)
ACHIEVEMENT IN DIRECTING
Danny Boyle for "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight)
Stephen Daldry for "The Reader" (The Weinstein Company)
David Fincher for "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
Ron Howard for "Frost/Nixon" (Universal)
Gus Van Sant for "Milk" (Focus Features)
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
(Paramount and Warner Bros.) Screenplay by Eric Roth; Screen story by Eric Roth and Robin Swicord
"Doubt" (Miramax) Written by John Patrick Shanley
"Frost/Nixon" (Universal) Screenplay by Peter Morgan
"The Reader" (The Weinstein Company) Screenplay by David Hare
"Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight) Screenplay by Simon Beaufoy
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
"Frozen River" (Sony Pictures Classics); Written by Courtney Hunt
"Happy-Go-Lucky" (Miramax); Written by Mike Leigh
"In Bruges" (Focus Features); Written by Martin McDonagh
"Milk" (Focus Features); Written by Dustin Lance Black
"WALL-E" (Walt Disney); Screenplay by Andrew Stanton, Jim Reardon; Original story by Andrew Stanton, Pete Docter
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM OF THE YEAR
"Bolt" (Walt Disney) Chris Williams and Byron Howard
"Kung Fu Panda" (DreamWorks Animation, Distributed by Paramount) John Stevenson and Mark Osborne
"WALL-E" (Walt Disney) Andrew Stanton
Monday, February 16, 2009
2/16 DVD Releases
VERDICT: RENT IT, if you must
Changeling - Though I have no interest in seeing the movie, a lot of people really seemed to like it. So it should go on your rent list if anything.
VERDICT: RENT IT.
Flash of Genius - No thanks.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
High School Musical 3: Senior Year - If you buy this, and you're a UA student, we need to talk.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People - Simon Pegg is one of the best comic actors we have around now a days, and though I missed this one in the theater I would still like to see it.
VERDICT: RENT IT
The Midnight Meat Train - [Insert your own dirty joke here]. This Clive Barker horror movie was seen by very few, because it was treated like garabge by Lion's Gate, but this is definetly on my buy list.
VERDICT: BUY IT
Quarantine - I didn't like [REC] (the original movie), so I didn't see this since its essentially a shot for shot remake but in english. Like Slumdog Millionaire, I don't think its nearly as good as so many people claim it is.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Religulous - If you recall this was number 15 on my top 15 of 2008. Its a must see.
VERDICT: BUY IT
Thursday, February 12, 2009
It's official, Joaquin Phoenix is compeltely insane.
The rumors are: A. He's under the influence.
B. It's all a facade.
He says he's going to be a hip-hop artist, and the murmurs across the internet are that its all fake, and that this currently in production documentary about him is supposed to be a mocumentary in the style of Borat.
Who cares, I'm still smiling at the thought of this interview.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
2/13 Theatrical Releases
Confessions of a Shopaholic - Though the movie doesn't appear to be much different from your conventional RomCom, the leading lady Isla Fisher is a favorite of mine. The movie will surely attract the couples, but will probably not be memorable at all.
The International - Clive Owen is also a favorite of mine, though the movie does seem to take itself too seriously and may end up chocking itself because of it. It could be an enjoyable ride.
Now what I will be seeing this weekend
Friday the 13th - Say whatever you want about the series or what you think about the movies, but I am a horror movie fan and I love to see teenagers get hacked up by masked men. That's not as creepy as it sounds. Friday the 13th will hopefully be as fun as some of the remakes of recent have been and I'm hoping to have a lot of fun while watching it.
Trailer's and posters galore
Inglorious Basterds
I want to congratulate Tarantino on what looks to be possibly his most mature work to date (because honestly how many pop culture references can you put in a WW2 movie?). Basterds looks to be one of the most entertaining war films in a long time, and it doesn't hurt that its got a great cast.
Angels & Demons
Man this looks like quite the movie. Though I haven't read the books I did find the film The Da Vinci Code to be very entertaining, and the sequel/prequel looks to have upped the ante.
The Lase House on the Left
Trailer
Being a fan of the original I can't help but feel contempt for this movie. They seem to have dumbed down the movie for the poster, and they practically give away the entire film in the trailer. I'll go see it, but there will be no promises of enjoying it.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds trailer tonight
LUCKILY: You can see a sneek peek at it online right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KDH6DOLpJ0&fmt=22
For those of you that don't like QT, yes you're entitled to your own opinion, just don't share it with me.
Monday, February 9, 2009
2/10 DVD Releases
Back to the Future (Parts 1-3) Special Edition - While I'm not fully aware if they will be bundled together in some way, but yes the Back to the Future series is being re-released on dvd in the "Special Edition" format. What is so special about it I don't know, but if you already own them I'd stick with what you got.
VERDICT: SKIP IT, if you already own it.
Blindness - While I haven't seen the movie, and don't really plan on it. It could be worth a viewing.
VERDICT: RENT IT, maybe.
Miracle at St. Anna - There was so much buzz about this movie before it came out, and then when it did no one talked about. I really have no idea what to think. So it's definitely a renter.
VERDICT: RENT IT
My Name is Bruce - Being an Evil Dead/Bruce Campbell fan, this is a must see for me.
VERDICT: RENT IT, if you're a fan.
Nights in Rodanthe - We've all seen this movie before. Sorry Richard.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Soul Men - If you've been following my blogs since the beginning you'll know that I didn't recommend seeing this in theater, and I don't plan on seeing it on video.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
W. - A very good film about our recent ex-president. Conservatives should know that the movie doesn't go out of its way to make fun of Bush, it really makes you feel bad for him in the long run. This is a movie that can be enjoyed by people of any political affiliation.
VERDICT: BUY IT
What Just Happened - I haven't seen this movie, but Robert De Niro playing a producer and Bruce Willis playing a bearded and overweight Bruce Willis seems to be a product for good laughs.
VERDICT: RENT IT
Thursday, February 5, 2009
2/5 Theatrical Releases
Coraline - This is my pick of the week. Coraline is brought to us from the mastermind behind Nightmare Before Christmas, and it looks to be just as good. The story could be better than Nightmare, but that's because I put Neil Gaiman's writing ability above Tim Burtons (by a large margin). Plus the movie is in 3-d, and if that holds up, it could prove to be a very entertaining movie.
He's Just not that into You - The movie doesn't look that bad. Granted I'm curious how they're going to be able to weave all of these A-listers stories together. I'll watch almost anything with Ben Affleck and Scarlett Johansson, so this movie shows promise.
Push - I don't think the movie looks quite as aqful as everyone says "X-men ripoff" is what I keep hearing, but honestly how can you make a movie about people with super powers and not get compated to something like that before. If we're going to use that logic then we're going to have to call things like Heroes and Sky High x-men ripoffs.
The Pink Panther 2 - The only thing that could redeem this movie is Jean Reno, and as much as I hate to admit it I don't even think the Professional can save this movie.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
My Beef with: Movie Critics
I really don't like movie critics. I don't enjoy reading reviews (hence why I've yet to post any here on my blog). I think that people put to much faith in movie critics, and don't spend enough of their own time formulating opinions for themselves.
Movie critics do quite a few things that I do not like. The bulk of which can be summed up in that critics manipulate people into only watching what they deem good. However I will take the time to list here all of the reasons.
Number 1
Most Critics judge some movies by the wrong criteria
Movies that everyone knows will not be "Oscar Worthy", critics judge as if it's supposed to be the next Citizen Kane. We all know that there are some movies out there that are not made to be awarded with the golden statue. These movies are for pure entertainment. Mind-numbing, jaw dropping entertainment. Plain. And. Simple. Critics are apparently unaware of this as they repetitively give films like Punisher: War Zone and The Devil's Rejects bad reviews, when these movies didn't set out to win awards, they set out to entertain us.
Number 2
Most Critics are biased against certain genres
We're all aware I love horror films, and we all know that critics do not love horror films. The horror community can tell you what makes a bad horror movie, critics cannot. Like it's the general consensus of most horror websites that The Strangers was one of the better horror films of 2008; however, if you were to look for "regular" critics consensus of the film is that: "The Strangers provides a few scares, but offers little else to distinguish itself from other slasher films." *Taken from Rottentomatoes.com*. Now before I go on a tangent, let me just point out if you weren't aware that this does contradict what the horror fans think.
Number 3
Most critics use stupid jokes and puns in their articles
You've all read them. It's like when a review says things like "Put simply, it’s all lube and no spunk." (about Zach & Miri make a Porno), "Saw V is dead on the table. ", and "On reflection, Mirrors may have been better going straight to the DVD shelf. ".
You get the point. There are better examples out there, but I'm far too lazy to dig for them.
Number 4
When critics summarize the film
Sorry Crimson White, but you do this a lot, and it is infuriating to me. People read reviews to see what you thought of the movie, not to know what the movie is about.
Number 5
When they say "I'm a critic, I see movies so you don't have to"
Thats rediculous. Everyone needs to form their own opinions. Taking someone else's opinion and pretending its yours is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Why nothing Robert Rodriguez says can be trusted:
The man has gone on the record to several sources talking about upcoming projects. Things that he claims to be writing/directing, and says to have out within 6 - 18 months include: Sin City 2, Shorts, Machete, and Nerveracker. Not to mention the fact that he's supposed to be producing the Red Sonja remake at the same time.
Now you have all of these things he says should be out relatively soon, but don't forget to mention all the rumored projects he's supposedly signed on for with studios, these include: The Jetsons (Live Action), Barbarella remake and a remake/reboot of the Predator franchise.
There's no way that he can pull ALL of this off in two years, and he shouldn't be announcing all of these projects he's going to do if he's not going to deliver. Granted yes he probably will deliver but not at least for four to seven years. So if you hear about something Robert Rodriguez says he's doing, don't believe it til you see a trailer.
Monday, February 2, 2009
2/3 DVD Releases
Friday the 13th, Part 1/2/3, unrated-deluxe editions - The first three in the series are being rereleased in their uncut formats, a definite buy for fans of the series.
VERDICT: BUY IT
His Name was Jason - Slasher fans and fans of 'behind the scenes docus' should definitely put this on their list. 30 years of everyone's favorite hockey masked killer. I'm there.
VERDICT: BUY IT
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - Granted I haven't seen the movie, but here's my call. If you take the least interesting person from Superbad and the least interesting person from Charlie Bartlett, you get this movie. More than likely it'll be the least interesting movie of their careers.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
The Secret life of Bees - I have not seen this movie. I have no idea what to tell you. If you've heard of it and liked it, reccomend it to a friend.
VERDICT: NO IDEA
Space Buddies - Disney movie about dogs in space, heh.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Zach and Miri Make a Porno - Don't let the title fool you, this movie does have a lot of heart at it's core. A funny movie and a delight to watch. Thank you Kevin Smith. Zach and Miri is my pick of the week.
VERDICT: BUY IT
Thats all for 2/3; however, on 2/6 Madagascar 2 will be released on DVD, and though I haven't seen it, if it follows the same formula the first one did: The penguins will be the only funny part.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
1/30 Theatrical Releases
New in Town - Renee Zellweger has run her course in Hollywood, the best thing for her to do would be to quit acting and start something new, like painting.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Taken - Though the film has been out in Europe for almost a year, the movie still looks great. Luc Besson is incapable of making movies that aren't enjoyable.
VERDICT: SEE IT
The Uninvited - pg-13 remake of an Asian (South Korean specifically) horror film. No Thank You.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Now these are the only films being released this week that are NEW. However, the Cobb theater here in Tuscaloosa is getting some more films that are definitely worth your time.
The movies in question are: Milk, Slumdog Millionaire, and Doubt.
As you know, Milk is my favorite film of 2008, Doubt was also in the top 10 and Slumdog was on Honorable Mention. Though apparently if you're everyone else besides me and Penn Jillette you're going to love Slumdog Millionaire.
So all of you should just show up at the Cobb in the afternoon and see Milk, Doubt, Slumdog and Taken. Sure it'll cost a lot of money, but man will it be worth it.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
My beef with Slumdog Millionaire
I'm very puzzled at why people like this movie so much. I've watched the Golden Globes and SAG awards and this movie has SWEPT both of them, in a sense that its nominated for a lot and it wins several. This movie is also getting incredible Oscar buzz, buzz speculations that say the movie is a surefire to win Best Picture and that the other nominations need not even prepare a speech.
After seeing the movie, I don't understand how people can like the film THAT much. Granted its a good movie, story isn't that bad, music and acting is top notch, but I have my complaints. The idea of the film you know is that the main character is on the Indian equivalent of Who Wants to be A Millionaire?, and it shows how events in his life led him to know the answer to the questions he's being asked.
If you haven't seen the film the movie starts out with this question:
Jamal Malik is one question away from winning 20 million rupees. How did he do it?
a. He cheated
b. He's lucky
c. He's a genius
d. It is written
And naturally at the end of the film it is revealed that D is the "correct" answer.
Personally, I don't buy that. It's like the quote from The Matrix, when Neo is asked Do you believe in Fate? He says No, because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life. This is my first really big complaint about the film.
My second complaint is to the effect of this: So when a poor kid from the slums is on a show like this, and he gets all of the questions right, by the logic of the police and host of the show: He's cheated. This is of course the basis for the film.
My complaint about this aspect of the movie, why CAN'T a person know these things? Why is the only solution to them: he cheated? Granted it is implied since he is poor, essentially he can't know things.
It's like what Penn Jillette expresses in his youtube vlog account pennsays: If the film had been changed from an Indian kid in the slums to an African American child from Harlem who won Who Wants to be a Millionaire and they had to explain it due to some poverty ridden experience in his life cause he can't just KNOW the answers. I think the same people that are loving this movie might find it a little bit offensive.
Those are my complaints, look at the film how you want, but I have to disagree with all the praise it gets, and now you know why.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Talks of The Dark Knight sequel
Now I think most people are pretty well aware of these being simple terrible rumors with no truth to them. But now there are more talks about the, inevitable, sequel. The internet got wind a few days ago of Batman Begins and The Dark Knight Exectuive Producer Michael Uslan saying he'd signed on to executive produce The Dark Knight's sequel. He claims they're preparing for a 2011 release date, and when asked about the villains and love interest said "If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
My Analysis: Yes he probably did sign on to produce the film, but that talk of villains and love interest is just telling people what they want to hear. Him coming out and saying this while we have no word of wether Christopher Nolan is on board or not PROVES that WB will make the sequel with or without him, if you think they won't you really don't understand how these studios work.
Nolan has gone on to say, some of them while Batman Begins was in production, that there is a set of rules he has about his Batman films. 1. They'll be heavily rooted into reality. Meaning they'll try to feel as realistic as possible, and none of the villains that are 'supernatual' will make appearances. 2. Robin WILL NEVER appear in one of his films. Nolan's words are that Batman is just getting started out, he doesn't need a sidekick to help him fight crime. 3. He doesn't know if he wants to do a sequel to The Dark Knight.
Fans of The Dark Knight, that have no true understanding of the source material, continue to say if there is a sequel the Joker should not be recast, out of respect to the late Heath Ledger.
You can't do that.
Heath Ledger is not as important to The Joker, as The Joker is to Batman. If you paid attention when you watched The Dark Knight to the interogation scene you would know that. Re-casting the Joker MUST be done. The character is TOO important. It would be like making Return of the Jedi without Darth Vader, or Pirates of the Carribean 3 without Barbosa, or Aliens without any Aiens!
People will talk all they want about who they think should be cast as the villains in the film. I've heard Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin (Good idea), Johnny Depp as The Riddler (bad idea), David Tennet as The Riddler (Good Idea), Kristen Bell as Harley Quinn (Meh Idea), Angelina Jolie as Catwoman (She's far too busty for that suit though), and even that Daniel Day-Lewis should pick up the Joker (Great idea).
We'll not know for a while whats really going to happen, all we know is that wether you want to or not. There is a 99% chance of a sequel to what a lot of people think is the best movie ever made of all time ever.
Monday, January 26, 2009
1/27 DVD Releases
Fireproof - Now I haven't seen all of this movie, but the parts that I did see were laughably bad.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Lakeview Terrace - Or should we call it Samuel L Jackson yells at silly white people the movie.
VERDICT: SKIP IT
Pride and Glory - I'll watch anything that has Edward Norton in it, so this will be a rental for myself. Though a lot of people didn't like the flick.
VERDICT: RENT IT
The Rocker - It's a safe bet to say none of you saw this, it really made almost no money by today's box office standards. Do we really need to see it though?
VERDICT: SKIP IT
RocknRolla - If you remember this was on my honorable mention of 2008. Any fans of Guy Ritchie will love the flick and people that haven't seen any of his work could be drawn to it by the film.
VERDICT: BUY IT
Vicky Christina Barcelona - Granted I never got to see this either, but you can't deny that its not worth a watch after all of the award nominations its gotten over the past few months.
VERDICT: RENT IT
Thursday, January 22, 2009
81st Academy Award Nominations
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.), A Kennedy/Marshall Production, Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall and Ceán Chaffin, Producers
Frost/Nixon (Universal), A Universal Pictures, Imagine Entertainment and Working Title Production,Brian Grazer, Ron Howard and Eric Fellner, Producers
Milk (Focus Features), A Groundswell and Jinks/Cohen Company Production, Dan Jinks and Bruce Cohen, Producers
The Reader (The Weinstein Company), A Mirage Enterprises and Neunte Babelsberg Film GmbH Production, Nominees to be determined
Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight), A Celador Films Production,Christian Colson, Producer
DIRECTING:
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.), David Fincher
Frost/Nixon (Universal), Ron Howard
Milk (Focus Features), Gus Van Sant
The Reader (The Weinstein Company), Stephen Daldry
Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight), Danny Boyle
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE:
Richard Jenkins - The Visitor (Overture Films)
Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon (Universal)
Sean Penn - Milk (Focus Features)
Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler (Fox Searchlight)
ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE:
Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married (Sony Pictures Classics)
Angelina Jolie - Changeling (Universal)
Melissa Leo - Frozen River (Sony Pictures Classics)
Meryl Streep - Doubt (Miramax)
Kate Winslet - The Reader (The Weinstein Company)
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:
Josh Brolin - Milk (Focus Features)
Robert Downey Jr. - Tropic Thunder (DreamWorks, Distributed by DreamWorks/Paramount)
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt (Miramax)
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.)
Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount Vantage)
ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:
Amy Adams - Doubt (Miramax)
Penélope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona (The Weinstein Company)
Viola Davis - Doubt (Miramax)
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler (Fox Searchlight)
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY:
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Screenplay by Eric Roth, Screen story by Eric Roth and Robin Swicord
Doubt (Miramax), Written by John Patrick Shanley
Frost/Nixon (Universal), Screenplay by Peter Morgan
The Reader (The Weinstein Company), Screenplay by David Hare
Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight), Screenplay by Simon Beaufoy
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY:
Frozen River (Sony Pictures Classics), Written by Courtney Hunt
Happy-Go-Lucky (Miramax), Written by Mike Leigh
In Bruges (Focus Features), Written by Martin McDonagh
Milk (Focus Features), Written by Dustin Lance Black
WALL•E (Walt Disney), Screenplay by Andrew Stanton, Jim Reardon, Original story by Andrew Stanton, Pete Docter
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM:
The Baader Meinhof Complex A Constantin Film Production, Germany
The Class (Sony Pictures Classics), A Haut et Court Production, France
Departures (Regent Releasing), A Departures Film Partners Production, Japan
Revanche (Janus Films), A Prisma Film/Fernseh Production, Austria
Waltz with Bashir (Sony Pictures Classics), A Bridgit Folman Film Gang Production, Israel
ANIMATED FEATURE FILM:
Bolt (Walt Disney), Chris Williams and Byron Howard
Kung Fu Panda (DreamWorks Animation, Distributed by Paramount), John Stevenson and Mark Osborne
WALL•E (Walt Disney), Andrew Stanton
ART DIRECTION:
Changeling (Universal), Art Direction: James J. Murakami, Set Decoration: Gary Fettis
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Art Direction: Donald Graham Burt, Set Decoration: Victor J. Zolfo
The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.), Art Direction: Nathan Crowley, Set Decoration: Peter Lando
The Duchess (Paramount Vantage, Pathé and BBC Films), Art Direction: Michael Carlin, Set Decoration: Rebecca Alleway
Revolutionary Road (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount Vantage), Art Direction: Kristi Zea, Set Decoration: Debra Schutt
CINEMATOGRAPHY:
Changeling (Universal), Tom Stern
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Claudio Miranda
The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.), Wally Pfister
The Reader (The Weinstein Company), Chris Menges and Roger Deakins
Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight), Anthony Dod Mantle
COSTUME DESIGN:
Australia (20th Century Fox), Catherine Martin
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Jacqueline West
The Duchess (Paramount Vantage, Pathé and BBC Films), Michael O’Connor
Milk (Focus Features), Danny Glicker
Revolutionary Road (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount Vantage), Albert Wolsky
DOCUMENTARY FEATURE:
The Betrayal (Nerakhoon) (Cinema Guild), A Pandinlao Films Production, Ellen Kuras and Thavisouk Phrasavath
Encounters at the End of the World (THINKFilm and Image Entertainment), A Creative Differences Production, Werner Herzog and Henry Kaiser
The Garden A Black Valley Films Production, Scott Hamilton Kennedy
Man on Wire (Magnolia Pictures), A Wall to Wall Production, James Marsh and Simon Chinn
Trouble the Water (Zeitgeist Films), An Elsewhere Films Production, Tia Lessin and Carl Deal
FILM EDITING:
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Kirk Baxter and Angus Wall
The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.), Lee Smith
Frost/Nixon (Universal), Mike Hill and Dan Hanley
Milk (Focus Features), Elliot Graham
Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight), Chris Dickens
MAKEUP:
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Greg Cannom
The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.), John Caglione, Jr. and Conor O’Sullivan
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Universal), Mike Elizalde and Thom Floutz
ORIGINAL SCORE:
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Alexandre Desplat
Defiance (Paramount Vantage), James Newton Howard
Milk (Focus Features), Danny Elfman
Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight), A.R. Rahman
WALL•E (Walt Disney), Thomas Newman
ORIGINAL SONG:
"Down to Earth" from WALL•E (Walt Disney), Music by Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman, Lyric by Peter Gabriel
"Jai Ho" from Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight), Music by A.R. Rahman, Lyric by Gulzar
"O Saya" from Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight), Music and Lyric by A.R. Rahman andMaya Arulpragasam
SOUND MIXING:
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.), David Parker, Michael Semanick, Ren Klyce and Mark Weingarten
The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.), Lora Hirschberg, Gary Rizzo and Ed Novick
Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight), Ian Tapp, Richard Pryke and Resul Pookutty
WALL•E (Walt Disney),Tom Myers, Michael Semanick and Ben Burtt
Wanted (Universal), Chris Jenkins, Frank A. Montaño and Petr Forejt
SOUND EDITING:
The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.), Richard King
Iron Man (Paramount and Marvel Entertainment), Frank Eulner and Christopher Boyes
Slumdog Millionaire (Fox Searchlight), Tom Sayers
WALL•E (Walt Disney), Ben Burtt and Matthew Wood
Wanted (Universal),Wylie Stateman
VISUAL EFFECTS:
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Eric Barba, Steve Preeg, Burt Dalton and Craig Barron
The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.), Nick Davis, Chris Corbould, Tim Webber and Paul Franklin
Iron Man (Paramount and Marvel Entertainment), John Nelson, Ben Snow, Dan Sudick and Shane Mahan
DOCUMENTARY SHORT:
The Conscience of Nhem En A Farallon Films Production, Steven Okazaki
The Final Inch A Vermilion Films Production, Irene Taylor Brodsky and Tom Grant
Smile Pinki A Principe Production, Megan Mylan
The Witness - From the Balcony of Room 306 A Rock Paper Scissors Production, Adam Pertofsky and Margaret Hyde
ANIMATED SHORT FILM:
La Maison en Petits Cubes A Robot Communications Production, Kunio Kato
Lavatory - Lovestory A Melnitsa Animation Studio and CTB Film Company Production, Konstantin Bronzit
Oktapodi (Talantis Films) A Gobelins, L’école de l’image Production, Emud Mokhberi and Thierry Marchand
Presto (Walt Disney) A Pixar Animation Studios Production, Doug Sweetland
This Way Up A Nexus Production, Alan Smith and Adam Foulkes
LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM:
Auf der Strecke (On the Line) (Hamburg Shortfilmagency), An Academy of Media Arts Cologne Production, Reto Caffi
Manon on the Asphalt (La Luna Productions), A La Luna Production, Elizabeth Marre and Olivier Pont
New Boy (Network Ireland Television), A Zanzibar Films Production, Steph Green and Tamara Anghie
The Pig An M & M Production, Tivi Magnusson and Dorte Høgh
Spielzeugland (Toyland) A Mephisto Film Production, Jochen Alexander Freydank
All I can say is that I'm a little disappointed that The Wrestler didn't get a Best Picture nod, but for the most part I'm happy with the list. Though I do fear Slumdog Millionaire will be the big winner here as it has been at the other awards shows, even though in my opinion it is no where near as good as Milk, The Wrestler, Benjamin Button and Frost/Nixon.